Equine Fan Gifts

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Horse racing puns

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Snail Coach