Horseplay Fan Gifts

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Gentlemen Riders

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Lasso

Horse racing puns

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Horse Clean-up

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'It's a hybrid.'