Horseplay Hero Gifts

Lasso

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Centaur Sprinter

Healthy.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Horse Play

Horse steals a little girl's book.

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

One Man Band

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The Race

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Real men have facial hair.

Hurdles with Steps

Rapunzel on prom night.

It's over the hurdle not under...

Riding School Accidents

Strictly Ornamental.

Princess Anne

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Pandemic Haircut