Horseplay Promoter Gifts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Lasso

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Horse Play

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

The Race

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Narrative play is dead."

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"Honey, have you seen my loafers?"

Brown, Jones and Robinson - The Riding School

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"Partnerships work well if you know how to get along."

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"

'Assuming, of course, that they don't change jockeys.'

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

Modernizing A Horse

'Poor old fellow all hunched over and barely able to walk. I should let him park near the exit and give him a discount.'