Laughter Promoter Gifts

'Poor old fellow all hunched over and barely able to walk. I should let him park near the exit and give him a discount.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Man fishing with large bait

Crab with a clown face.

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'