Laughter Advocate Gifts

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

The serious corporation

"Look, you seem nice, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I was really drunk when we met, got married and bought this house."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

'It's a new antidepressant. The feather tickles your neck so that you laugh constantly and can't possibly feel sad.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Golfing Accident

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.