Laughter Advocate Mugs

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

"Look, you seem nice, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I was really drunk when we met, got married and bought this house."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...