Humane Advocate Gifts

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

Factory Farmers.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

dog vs UFO...

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...