Animal Ethics Advocate Gifts

No animals were harmed in the making of this leather whip.

"Just because they're old and sick doesn't mean it's okay to prey on your grandparents."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I have no thumbs."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Be kind"

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'