Animal Rights Advocate Gifts

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."

"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Please, Dad, can I keep him? He's quiet, doesn't eat much, and he's worth millions in endorsement deals!"

Moose with Hunter Trophies.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Lab Rat Rehab.

Sausage Links Factory.

Thanksgiving is Near

"What the ... they've scheduled my surgery for Thanksgiving."

Free Range / Deranged

'Are you crazy? Somebody could get hurt on that thing!'

This is FAKE fur - here's the receipt.

"Discouraging data on the antidepressant."

"You wishing me a happy Thanksgiving is a microaggression."

"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."

"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

"You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they won' give it to other sick mice."

'My work? It's been pretty stressful lately.'

'Weird: There's been a guy with a clipboard observing you non-stop ever since they gave you that injection...'

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

Pig Reading Animal Farm

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"We're finding that the ones we tested perfume and makeup on are extremely attractive to me."

The Dark Underbelly of Vegas Fountains

Tasting Zoo