Animal Rights Activist Gifts

"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."

"Help us!!"

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

"Karl! What happened?"

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

"Because I'm worth it"

'No no no, land on your head. Let's try it again.'

'Now do you believe me?'

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'I never had you down as an animal activist, Radar!' (dog is holiding sign that reads 'Better pay for police dogs').

'300 people were killed or injured ensuring that no animals were harmed in any way whatsoever during the making of this film.'

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

'Hang on! - Here's another one just come up!'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."

Branding Turnabout

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Now let's see how they like it!

A mother visits a lab rat.

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

'I've been testing these pills on myself, and if they prove effective, we'll be able to give them to the guinea pigs.'

Bob was shocked to discover that his company routinely conducted animal testing while developing new products.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Whoa, guys... says here P.E.T.A. stands for 'People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals', not 'People Eat The Animals'...'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner