Animal Activist Gifts

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

The Environmental Cost of Holidays

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

A Green Peace activist is dangling from a ship's anchor above a shark in the middle of the ocean - It's not that easy being green.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals

'Ungrateful brute!'

Pollution causes species extinction.

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

Guilty Conscience

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"Unfortunately, one species is going to be absolutely fine..."

"When all the animals are exterminated, we just shoot each other!"

40% of wildlife gone since 1970

Ja-pan

Protection animals

Former Circus Performer Out of Work Due to Acts by Animal Activists

Save The Whales

Save animals

"The environmentalists say that I can't chase it away because it's breeding only one egg every seven years."

Who's reading?

"Hey cool, looks like a whole baseball team is coming to practice in our neighbourhood..."

"If being socially responsible is important to you, no dolphins were ever harmed in any of my encounters."

'Believe me, I was not a Dancing-Bear by choice: It was slavery!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

'TB, or not TB? That is the question!'

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

'Our first baby was killed by a fox, which is unfair really because we'd already made him a tiger adopter, and registered him as a WWF donor.'

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

'Sea' World of Japan: 'Seal clubbing on the hour.'