Animal Activist Pillows

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

The Environmental Cost of Holidays

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

A Green Peace activist is dangling from a ship's anchor above a shark in the middle of the ocean - It's not that easy being green.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

'Ungrateful brute!'

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

Pollution causes species extinction.

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

"If being socially responsible is important to you, no dolphins were ever harmed in any of my encounters."

Save The Whales

'Sea' World of Japan: 'Seal clubbing on the hour.'

"The environmentalists say that I can't chase it away because it's breeding only one egg every seven years."

Who's reading?

"Hey cool, looks like a whole baseball team is coming to practice in our neighbourhood..."

'TB, or not TB? That is the question!'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'Believe me, I was not a Dancing-Bear by choice: It was slavery!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"She's a rescue."

Former Circus Performer Out of Work Due to Acts by Animal Activists

Save animals

Protection animals

Protecting animals

Ja-pan

"When all the animals are exterminated, we just shoot each other!"

Guilty Conscience

"Unfortunately, one species is going to be absolutely fine..."