Animal Welfare Activist Pillows

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'Yes it's him.'

Chicken comedians.

'RSPCA veg squad, ma'm - could I have a word?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Support group for sheep.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Be kind"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I have no thumbs."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Save the unicorn.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop