Animal Welfare Supporter Pillows

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Because I'm worth it"

Dog sitting atop a doggy waste bin

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'I dunno about you but I fancy a taste of Christmas!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Will there be any difference in my ability to text after I'm declawed?'

Battery Chicken

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Support group for sheep.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'