Animal Charity Supporter Pillows

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

Feed the kittens

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Lumbar support animal

Brad Pitt

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Alms Bank

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Me and my money are soon parted

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

DIY Butchers

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."