Animal Charities Pillows

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Foster failure"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dog Dreams

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Foster failure

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

dog vs UFO...

Woman escapes with cats.

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.