Animal Charities Mugs

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Foster failure"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dog Dreams

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Foster failure

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Woman escapes with cats.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Golfing Accident

"Be kind"

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."