Animal Charity Supporter Mugs

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

Feed the kittens

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Lumbar support animal

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Alms Bank

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Me and my money are soon parted

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

DIY Butchers

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.