Animal Adoption Supporter Pillows

Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Be kind"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"You're adopted."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He was a rescue."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Pet Adoptions

DIY Butchers

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'