Pet Adoption Supporter Pillows

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Be kind"

Lumbar support animal

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Penny

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Dogs

"You're adopted."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."