Pet Adoption Supporter Mugs

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

Lumbar support animal

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Garbage Piñata

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Penny

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"You're adopted."

Dogs

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'