Pet Adoption Advocates Mugs

Not afraid of commitment

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Be kind"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Garbage Piñata

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Dogs

"You're adopted."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Penny

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'