Pet Adoption Advocates Pillows

Not afraid of commitment

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Foster failure

Tourists and their Pets.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Be kind"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Penny

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

"You're adopted."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."