Animal Adoption Advocate Pillows

"My pets found out they were adopted."

He's a rescue.

"You're adopted."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Support group for sheep.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

dog vs UFO...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'