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"My pets found out they were adopted."

He's a rescue.

"You're adopted."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

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