Animal Rescue Advocate Pillows

Will jump into a lake to fetch dead ducks for food.

"He was a rescue."

A cat leading a dog leading a man

As family and friends gathered for the viewing of their loved one, unbeknownst to them, another tragedy was about to unfold.

Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Be kind"