Pet Adoption Advocate Pillows

"Adopt me."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Okay, just one more. But then I have a rescue I need to get to.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Foster failure"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Foster failure

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

dog vs UFO...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

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Dog with saucepan stuck on its head