Animal Adoption Supporter Gifts

Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Be kind"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"You're adopted."

"He was a rescue."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Save the whales

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Pet Adoptions

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"We'll take him."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

DIY Butchers

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."