Adoption Supporter Gifts

Adopt a highway

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'