Adoption Supporter Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Cat box"

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues