Adoption Promoter Gifts

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"Foster failure"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"You're adopted."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Harper's new cat

Make love not war

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Adopt a highway

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'