Adoption Awareness Gifts

'It's ok now, but the adoption process is so slow, reviews, reports, form filling, it's a nightmare!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

National Everything Awareness Day

Foster failure

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"They look so young and helpless."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"