Adoption Advocates Gifts

'Mom, am I adopted?'

'He's adopted.'

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

'Now that you are older, we thing it is time you knew that your dog is adopted.'

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."

When are we going to tell him he's adopted?

I think we waited too long to tell him he's adopted.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

The Russians build another wall.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Foster failure

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.