Adoption Announcement Gifts

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

Son, I'm adopted

Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'