Adoption Announcement Gifts

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

Son, I'm adopted

Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'