Adoption Celebration Gifts

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

"Obviously, I'm adopted..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Madonna of the Pukes.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Foster failure

Hush puppy.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Raised by Dogs

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."