Adoption Anniversary Gifts

"She was a rescue."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Madonna of the Pukes.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Foster failure

Hush puppy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'We found you in a cabbage!'