Adoption Day Gifts

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

When are we going to tell him he's adopted?

Sliding Down the Banister

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Ahhh...'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

Hush puppy.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."