Adoption Process Gifts

Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."