Adopting A Child Gifts

'The child is very illogical'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

Biological parent's night.

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cling-On Dog

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."