Adoptive Child Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"They look so young and helpless."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'