Adoptive Child Gifts

Yes, Einstein, you were adopted. Always knew you'd figure it out sooner or later.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'