Adoptive Parent Gifts

Parents teacher conference.

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Would you like to meet your birth stork?"

"You're adopted."

Pinoccio visirs his birth mother

'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

'You should give that to the milkman.'

Yes, Einstein, you were adopted. Always knew you'd figure it out sooner or later.

'Why would you want to open up your sealed adoption records? Don't you love us?'

"You must be brave now, Randolph! You. . . You. . . You are adopted!"

"We should have adopted a highway instead."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'