Adoptive Children Gifts

"What we're trying to say, Todd, is your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking. We're not your real parents."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"They look so young and helpless."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'