Adoptive Children Gifts

"What we're trying to say, Todd, is your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking. We're not your real parents."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'