Adopted Child Gifts

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I found him on the internet.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"It makes me want to pee."