Adopted Child Gifts

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"Robbie, your mum and I have something to tell you..."

"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."