Adoptive Parents Gifts

The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

'Mom, Dad, I'm going to look for my real parents.'

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

'He started to ask questions about his biological parents.'

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"Obviously, I'm adopted..."

Biological parent's night.

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

'I think it's time to tell him he was adopted, Honey.'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

"What we're trying to say, Todd, is your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking. We're not your real parents."

"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I know he's not what you were expecting but he WAS only FOUR when we first put him up for adoption."

'...run that by me again...I'm ADOPTED !?!'

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

(The really ugly duckling)

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."