Adopting A Baby Gifts

'A little to the left dear. The one with your eyes and my nose...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The child is very illogical'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Foster failure

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'He does lack social skills.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.