Adopting A Baby Pillows

'A little to the left dear. The one with your eyes and my nose...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Be kind"

Babies vs. Dogs

Raised by Dogs