Adoptive Parent Mugs

Parents teacher conference.

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Would you like to meet your birth stork?"

"You're adopted."

Pinoccio visirs his birth mother

'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

'You should give that to the milkman.'

'Why would you want to open up your sealed adoption records? Don't you love us?'

"You must be brave now, Randolph! You. . . You. . . You are adopted!"

"We should have adopted a highway instead."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."