Adoption Process Mugs

Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

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'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'