Considering Adoption Mugs

'Instead of children, maybe we could adopt a HIGHWAY.'

"But when we logged-on to your website, we naturally assumed that we'd be adopting a virtual orphan."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Super hero dog.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"