Adopted Children Mugs

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"