Adoption Day Prints

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

When are we going to tell him he's adopted?

Sliding Down the Banister

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Ahhh...'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Hush puppy.

Foster failure

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Brad Pitt